The Centrist Dad Handbook

by Jason Hazeley

ISBN: 9781526681997

Published: 2024-10-24

'FINALLY' - JAMES O'BRIEN A funny and gentle deep dive into the most unbearably reasonable men in the UK - your perfect Christmas present for any dad, husband, brother or uncle who owns more gilets than shoes, buys vinyl (but doesn't always remove the cellophane), puffs on a CBD vape and claims he has a brick from the Haçienda in his outdoor barbecue. (Yeah. Right.) Packed full of quizzes, lifehacks and top 10 lists, The Centrist Dad Handbook will answer questions like: Why exactly is the Centrist Dad's taste in music stuck in the Blair era? Why does he carry a folded bicycle wherever he goes? Why does he call it his 'office' when it's clearly a shepherd's hut? Would he consider bringing back hanging if the rope was made of sustainably-sourced hemp? The guide will also examine gnarlier issues like music festivals, e-scooters and whether it is OK to still listen to The Smiths if you do so whilst wearing noise-cancelling headphones and sorting the recycling. Plus food and drink ideas...